Best One --- Liners

It is very difficult to tell the truth. 
- Leo Tolstoy

It's not true I had nothing on. I had the radio on. 
- Marilyn Monroe

If the only tool you have is a hammer, you tend to see every problem as a nail. 
- Abraham Maslow

Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level - then beat you with experience. 

Everybody should believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink. 
- W. C. Fields (Me too if you don't mind!) 

Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river. 
- Nikita Khrushchev

A single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic. 
- Joseph Stalin

I'd rather be vaguely right than precisely wrong. 
- John Maynard Keynes

Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication.  
- Leonardo Da Vinci

I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.  
- Bill Watterson

When I'm good I'm very good, but when I'm bad I'm better. 
- Mae West

He used statistics the way a drunkard uses lampposts - for support, not illumination. 
- Andrew Lang

I'd also like to add, as I gaze upon your beauty, I've never seen an angel fly so low.

A pile of rocks ceases to be a rock when somebody contemplates it with the idea of a cathedral in mind. Antoine St. Exupery

A problem well stated is a problem half solved. 
- Charles Kettering

Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas. - Paula Poundstone

Don't be afraid to take a big step when one is indicated. You can't cross a chasm in two small jumps. - David Lloyd George

I make more mistakes than anyone else I know, and sooner or later, I patent most of them. - Thomas Edison

Ideas won't keep. Something must be done about them. - Alfred North Whitehead

If it's a good idea, go ahead and do it. It's much easier to apologize than it is to get permission. - Rear Admiral Grace Hopper

If things seem under control, you are just not going fast enough. - Mario Andretti

If you want to kill any idea in the world, get a committee working on it. - Charles Kettering

Leap and the net will appear. - Zen Saying

Not everything that counts can be counted, and not everything that can be counted counts. - Albert Einstein

Nothing is more dangerous than an idea when it is the only one you have. - Emile Chartier

Nothing will ever be attempted, if all possible objections must be first overcome. - Samuel Johnson

One does not discover new lands without consenting to lose sight of the shore for a very long time. - Andre Gide

One of the illusions of life is that the present hour is not the critical, decisive one. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Opportunity dances with those on the dance floor. - Anonymous

Pearls don't lie on the seashore. If you want one, you must dive for it. - Chinese Saying

Security is mostly a superstition. Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. - Helen Keller

The best vision is insight. - Malcolm Forbes

There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world, and that is an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo

Things are only impossible until they're not. - Jean-Luc Picard

To accomplish great things we must dream as well as act. - Anatole France

We don't know who discovered water, but we're certain it wasn't a fish. - John Culkin

We don't see things as they are, we see things as we are. - Anais Nin

Whether or not you can observe a thing depends upon the theory you use. It is the theory which decides what can be observed. - Albert Einstein